Funny C-Box Sayings

[Summer & Fireworm]

We all have those times when we think something is just too comical or funny atm that we have to write it or post it down. Here is the spot for anything C-box related for that Sooo....let me start: (kinda long but funny XD)

Summer: HAI LUNA *Jump tackles* better yet *ninja jump tackles*XD

Luna: HAI, SUMMER! *tackle hug off cliff*

MARIA: NINJAAA

Summer: *Screams silently for is ninja* HUZZAH ninjas can just disappear *hides behinds a skinny tree to not be seen* XD try and find me now You will never guess which tree!!!

MARIA: /looks around/ ZOMG SHE'S GOOOONE

Luna: *is a pirate* ARRRR!!!! ILL FIND YAH! *runs toward you brandishing sword*

Summer: *Throws ninka stars at sword* NEVER!! YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE! *Grabs Maria and hides behind tree* One more step and off with her head XD jk jk

Luna: Hehheh so wasup with youuuuu? ^^

MARIA: o__O

Summer: I said JK why don't you believe me *silently sobs* *hears Luna's question and stops and walks overcalmly and sits in chair* ohh nothing much, just want to steal Curtis (the character) and keep him as a prisoner since ya know he's hot XD

MARIA: /pats on back/ i'm sooorrryyy D:

Summer: I know it sucks because he is fictional XD can't steal a fictional character....but mayb *thinks up evil scheme to kidnap actor* MUHAHAHAHAHA

MARIA: o__O

Luna: YOU MAY NO HAZ MA CURTIS-BOY!!!! My Luna woul have your head >_<

Summer: You can him Curtis i'm just stealing his play-by...he's too cute to pass by XD

MARIA: NUUUU JOSH IS FOREVER MINE /tackles/

Summer: i don't even know what i was saying at the beginning of the last one :cool: *falls to ground flaiing* Nuuuuuuuu HE"S MINE

Luna: Nuuu it's Luna's Curtis-Josh-hutcherson-boy D:

MARIA: HE'S MIIIIIIIIIIINE D<

Luna: THEM'S FIGHTIN WORDS!

Summer: No he's mine XD I'm older so i get the say XP

MARIA: damn. D: fiiiine. you get josh, i get peeta. xP

Luna: OOOOH! I WANT HICCUP AND NICO!!!!

Summer: YAY! JOSH btw Luna BEOW SUMMER THREAD NOW!

Luna: AMD I ALSO WANT WILL TURNER

Summer: Huuuuuuuu NICO Mitch is the perfect play-by for him so I call Munro Chambers XD

[REDKITEBAIT]

This isn't really in cbox, but in piratepad - idk i found it funny, especially the first line because the context was completely different to the rp reply i was working on:

0:02 RKB: "-Ari disappears into a plothole, much in the same way the eye did-"
0:02 RKB: *lol*
0:02 Luna: o.o
0:02 RKB: in my rp, not here XD
0:02 Luna: ?
0:03 RKB: in namesake Ari essentially tells Sven to man up
0:03 Luna: OH XD
0:03 RKB: but now that's done idk when he's gonna leave or wait with Sven or idk
0:03 RKB: so he's disappeared into a plothole until Tom comes and fished him out
0:04 RKB: *lol involuntarily made a reference to another rp*
0:04 Luna: ah
0:04 RKB: *where ari gets sucked underwater by Pythos*
0:04 Luna: :3
0:04 RKB: that'd be weird if Ari disappeared in the middle of this rp randomly XD
0:05 Luna: ROTFL YUS
0:05 RKB: *popping noise and Ari vanishes in thin air*
0:05 RKB: everyone: WTF
0:05 Luna: Luna: HE'S A GHOST *clutches Curtis*

[ABYSS]

Oh look a chat-line game. I love these things. I normally end up the buttmonkey of them though. HOPEFULLY THIS ONE WILL BE DIFFERENT.

...how to start it though....

[1:47:58 AM] Alyssa: ehh...idk the specifics of sunyshore off the top of my head
[1:48:05 AM] Alyssa: but apparently they're like laissez-faire
[1:48:49 AM] Alyssa: cock nows more about it than me
[1:48:53 AM] Alyssa: ....worst typo
[1:48:54 AM] Alyssa: ever
[1:48:57 AM] Kirbop: ....
[1:48:57 AM] Alyssa: I think that passed thong
[1:48:59 AM] Alyssa: *cic knows
[1:49:00 AM] Alyssa: omg
[1:49:13 AM] Alyssa: ./hides behind english book in shame

and the 'thong' referred to is this...

[1:03:42 AM] Lurker: parka?
[1:04:19 AM] Alyssa: Giant...hooded fluffy thong?
[1:04:23 AM] Alyssa: ....
[1:04:27 AM] Alyssa: THING
[1:04:37 AM] Alyssa: Thing thing thing
[1:04:47 AM] Lurker: ...
[1:04:48 AM] Lurker: ....
[1:04:51 AM] Alyssa: ./throws iTouch
[1:06:28 AM] Lurker: ./dying

...idk man. context or no, or even knowing the people, that was still pretty hilarious.

[Chad & Nappy & Dagger]

Ohhh wow nice to both of you XD iPhone fails *dies on floor* And what do you mean by butt monkey....you shoulda been on one of my old sites XD this person was trying to teach my character how to do the sword fight thingy that people do today and my character just keep shifting and tackling the guy or stabbing him XD

[ABYSS]

L-lol omg. By buttmonkey I mean the brunt of all the jokes that seem to happen or go on on the site...basically the person that gets blamed for EVERYTHING for one reason or another. (not the bad kind of blame mind you, just the blame because they are the easiest to blame). On another site, I started the chat-line game and it's exploded to 26 pages. And, I kid you not, at least half of the posts in that are featuring a fantastic fail of mine like seen above

[Summer & Fireworm]

Hahaha oh wow that's great XD I was never that, there were a couple times where I could've been but not many